Berna Lauham -new bio-

Your name is BERNA LAUHAM.

You have a variety of interests. One of these is BAD FANFICTION; which you yourself are individually aware is horrible, but find a addicting component to the vomit-inducing literature you find on the interweb. You also have a great interest for ADVENTURE, and when you aren't risking the death of millions of brain cells with Forbiden Fruit you are watching Indiana Jones movies or a bunch of SUSPENSEFUL ADVENTURE NOVELS your OLDER COUSIN used to read when she was younger. You also lack any true knowledge on BABIES, and believe your younger brother, ANDY, isn't human; but regardless of this you care about him and take him wherever you go.



Berna Lauham is a thirteen year old girl who lives in Dallas, Texas. She lives there with her baby brother, Andy Lauham, and her two cousins, Zeele Abraham and OLDER COUSIN.
One day, when she was looking around in Zeele's room, she found a copy of the game SBURB. Curious, she brought it in her room and wanted to try it out.
Zeele found this out (after a long nap) and tried to convince Berna to not play the game at all. When she asked why she couldn't, Zeele simply said "my dreamz zaid it iz, what you call, 'a prezage of great mizery'". Though, this caused Berna to want to play the game more. Since Zeele doesn't usually like going against people's desires, he decided to play the game with her.
When the meteor impacted Berna's house, she was separated from Andy. Worried, she decided to go and find him, regardless if it'd be dangerous or not.
During her journey, she was able to get the assistance of other SBURB players:
-Zeele, her tiresome cousin. Not always available, since he has the bad habit of sleeping alot, but is extremely helpful when he's awake.
-Andy Rehourse, a SBURB player who Berna doesn't know created a paradox clone of himself, who is now her baby brother. He wields a boxingglovekindSpecibus and helps her frequently in combat. Considers himself a ally than a friend.
-Linda Carson, a fanfiction writer whom Berna often comments makes boring fanfiction (which actually means its good, but since Berna prefers bad fanfiction, she finds it horrible). Acted as a server player before Zeele stepped in and negotiated with her to be Berna's server player instead.

Berna wields a whipkindSpecibus, and uses a SHIRITORI fetch modus.


Berna and other characters belong to me
SBURB and Homestuck concept belongs to Andrew Hussie
DO NOT STEAL, TRACE OR RECOLOR UNLESS YOU HAVE A DEATH WISH.